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For Banana Slugs

Banana Slug Ugly Christmas Sweaters for Humboldt

SKU UF-banana-slugs · Gildan 18000 crewneck · knit-look print, not a real knit

$44.99 each · as low as $27 with your crew

Free shipping on 1–9 shirts

1. Sweatshirt color

27/30

Christmas-ify your tagline!

Type your company slogan. We'll give you three festive lines that fit the banner. Tap one to use it.

4. Make it ugly

Pick a sweatshirt color and upload your logo to unlock.

Sizes and checkout open once you approve your sweater.

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For Banana Slugs

About this sweater

SLUGGING THROUGH THE SEASON is for alumni weekends, department parties, and the people who already own three green hoodies. A banana slug in a Santa hat, ferns, and your logo. If you want the official school mark, you need the school's permission. A generic slug is ready now. Team pricing from 10, proof before you pay.

The banana slug is Cal Poly Humboldt's mark. The stock tile is a generic slug in a Santa hat. Use the school logo only with permission.

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  • SLUGGING THROUGH THE SEASON
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Designed & printed in the USA

Crafted in California by humans

Built for the whole crew

Every size, one order

Put S through 5XL in one order, and the whole count goes toward your team price.

Team pricing from 10

$34 each from 10 pieces. At 25 the price drops again to $30.

Free pickup in Eureka

Humboldt crews pick up free at 718 5th St. Team orders by Dec 8 for pickup. Everyone else ships free on 1–9 shirts, and bigger orders pay the USPS rate at checkout.

Team pricing

Team price: $34 each from 10 pieces

$44.99 for 1–9 · $34 for 10–24 · $30 for 25–49 · $27 for 50+. Final prices are confirmed at checkout.

Quantity

Price each

1–9

$44.99

10–24

$34

25–49

$30

50+

$27

2XL +$3 · 3XL–5XL +$5 · Sizes S–5XL. The tier counts the whole order, so mix sizes freely. Orders over 35 shirts save an extra 5% on the shirts. Standard shipping is free on every order, and pickup in Eureka is free.

Gildan 18000 sizes

  • S

    To fit chest 34–36 in

    Chest, laid flat 20 in

    Body length 27 in

    Sleeve from center back 33.5 in

  • M

    To fit chest 38–40 in

    Chest, laid flat 22 in

    Body length 28 in

    Sleeve from center back 34.5 in

  • L

    To fit chest 42–44 in

    Chest, laid flat 24 in

    Body length 29 in

    Sleeve from center back 35.5 in

  • XL

    To fit chest 46–48 in

    Chest, laid flat 26 in

    Body length 30 in

    Sleeve from center back 36.5 in

  • 2XL

    To fit chest 50–52 in

    Chest, laid flat 28 in

    Body length 31 in

    Sleeve from center back 37.5 in

  • 3XL

    To fit chest 54–56 in

    Chest, laid flat 30 in

    Body length 32 in

    Sleeve from center back 38.5 in

  • 4XL

    To fit chest 58–60 in

    Chest, laid flat 32 in

    Body length 33 in

    Sleeve from center back 39.5 in

  • 5XL

    To fit chest 62–64 in

    Chest, laid flat 34 in

    Body length 34 in

    Sleeve from center back 40.5 in

Gildan 18000 finished measurements. Tolerance is about ±1 inch. Mix sizes freely.

Questions from this crew

Is this an official campus product?

Not unless the school orders it and approves the logo. Anyone else gets the generic slug.

Is this a real knit sweater?

Nope, and that's the point. We print a knit-look design as one full-front 14 by 19 inch DTF print on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt (50/50 cotton/poly). It looks like an ugly sweater from across the room and feels way better than itchy acrylic.

Will it look like the preview?

Yes. Tap Make this sweater ugly!, our AI knits your logo and banner onto the design, you approve it, and that exact image is what we print.

How do we pay?

By card at checkout, upfront. We don't take purchase orders or invoices right now.

Is shipping free?

Shipping is free on orders of 1–9 shirts. Orders of 10 or more pay the live USPS rate for your address, shown before you pay. Humboldt pickup is always free. Standard is USPS Ground Advantage, 5–7 business days after production.

When do we order for holiday delivery?

Order by Dec 1 for team orders that ship, Dec 8 for team pickup in Eureka, and Dec 12 for singles. All cutoffs are 11:59pm Pacific.

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