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Coast Guard Ugly Christmas Sweaters, Always Ready

$44.99 each · as low as $27 with your crew

Free shipping on 1–9 shirts

1. Sweatshirt color

2. Upload your logo

Upload your logoPNG, JPG, WebP, or SVG

I own this logo or have permission to use it.

3. Your banner

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Christmas-ify your tagline!

Type your company slogan. We'll give you three festive lines that fit the banner. Tap one to use it.

Company tagline or slogan

4. Make it ugly

Pick a sweatshirt color and upload your logo to unlock.

Sizes and checkout open once you approve your sweater.

Add a size

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About this sweater

ALWAYS READY FOR CHRISTMAS is for the station party, not the official uniform. An anchor, a lighthouse, and a cutter sit around the logo you send. Humboldt stations can pick up in Eureka. Everyone else gets free standard shipping after production. Team pricing from 10. You approve the proof first.

Branch seals and official emblems need a license. These tiles stay generic. Print the unit's own logo only when they confirm they have permission.

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Banners that fit

ALWAYS READY FOR CHRISTMAS
MERRY COASTMAS
STANDING WATCH FOR CHRISTMAS
SEMPER PARATUS FOR THE SEASON

Designed & printed in the USA

Crafted in California by humans

Built for the whole crew

Every size, one order

Put S through 5XL in one order, and the whole count goes toward your team price.

Team pricing from 10

$34 each from 10 pieces. At 25 the price drops again to $30.

Free pickup in Eureka

Humboldt crews pick up free at 718 5th St. Team orders by Dec 8 for pickup. Everyone else ships free on 1–9 shirts, and bigger orders pay the USPS rate at checkout.

Team pricing

Team price: $34 each from 10 pieces

$44.99 for 1–9 · $34 for 10–24 · $30 for 25–49 · $27 for 50+. Final prices are confirmed at checkout.

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Quantity

Price each

1–9

$44.99

10–24

$34

25–49

$30

50+

$27

2XL +$3 · 3XL–5XL +$5 · Sizes S–5XL. The tier counts the whole order, so mix sizes freely. Orders over 35 shirts save an extra 5% on the shirts. Standard shipping is free on every order, and pickup in Eureka is free.

Gildan 18000 sizes

S
To fit chest 34–36 in
Chest, laid flat 20 in
Body length 27 in
Sleeve from center back 33.5 in
M
To fit chest 38–40 in
Chest, laid flat 22 in
Body length 28 in
Sleeve from center back 34.5 in
L
To fit chest 42–44 in
Chest, laid flat 24 in
Body length 29 in
Sleeve from center back 35.5 in
XL
To fit chest 46–48 in
Chest, laid flat 26 in
Body length 30 in
Sleeve from center back 36.5 in
2XL
To fit chest 50–52 in
Chest, laid flat 28 in
Body length 31 in
Sleeve from center back 37.5 in
3XL
To fit chest 54–56 in
Chest, laid flat 30 in
Body length 32 in
Sleeve from center back 38.5 in
4XL
To fit chest 58–60 in
Chest, laid flat 32 in
Body length 33 in
Sleeve from center back 39.5 in
5XL
To fit chest 62–64 in
Chest, laid flat 34 in
Body length 34 in
Sleeve from center back 40.5 in

Size	To fit chest	Chest, laid flat	Body length	Sleeve from center back
S	34–36 in	20 in	27 in	33.5 in
M	38–40 in	22 in	28 in	34.5 in
L	42–44 in	24 in	29 in	35.5 in
XL	46–48 in	26 in	30 in	36.5 in
2XL	50–52 in	28 in	31 in	37.5 in
3XL	54–56 in	30 in	32 in	38.5 in
4XL	58–60 in	32 in	33 in	39.5 in
5XL	62–64 in	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

Gildan 18000 finished measurements. Tolerance is about ±1 inch. Mix sizes freely.

Questions from this crew

Can the racing stripe be the official mark?

The stock design uses a generic cutter and life ring. Official marks need your permission and a license.

Can a small station order just a few?

Yes. One shirt is fine. The team price starts at 10.

Is this a real knit sweater?

Nope, and that's the point. We print a knit-look design as one full-front 14 by 19 inch DTF print on a soft Gildan 18000 crewneck sweatshirt (50/50 cotton/poly). It looks like an ugly sweater from across the room and feels way better than itchy acrylic.

Will it look like the preview?

Yes. Tap Make this sweater ugly!, our AI knits your logo and banner onto the design, you approve it, and that exact image is what we print.

How do we pay?

By card at checkout, upfront. We don't take purchase orders or invoices right now.

Is shipping free?

Shipping is free on orders of 1–9 shirts. Orders of 10 or more pay the live USPS rate for your address, shown before you pay. Humboldt pickup is always free. Standard is USPS Ground Advantage, 5–7 business days after production.

When do we order for holiday delivery?

Order by Dec 1 for team orders that ship, Dec 8 for team pickup in Eureka, and Dec 12 for singles. All cutoffs are 11:59pm Pacific.